Deadly Maths - 2. It's all over again!

Last time I stopped saying how the Integration deadly is. Today also it was taught in the class & this time I got blank completely. Integration is a very lengthy chapter in the whole 12th Mathematics syllabus. It has got loads of formulae to remember & lots of tricky examples to solve. You never know what, when & where the tables will turn. You have no idea about what is going to happen with any particular example. For instance, in any sum, there will be some hidden formulae which have to be used.

The most exhausting and ....... what you say,,,, I am not getting a proper word but..... boring part is Trigonometry. It is also as 'Good' (in length) as the main Integration. Perhaps it has got a very good combination of  'integrating' brain with the large sea of tiring (& Re-tiring) sums which 'derives' a very negative & boring feeling about Integration.




This chapter has a very important role to play in 12th Boards exams, so it HAS to be done. It should not be ignored. I am also preparing for it. Good luck to all those who aren't started with Integration (if you're reading my blog) & to all those who have already. Don't take tension. Just go & get it done! Two beautiful chapters are waiting for you! Go for it!

Deadly Maths

Today I saw the worst part in my whole Mathematics. It was as bad as an unhappy dream. It was Integration. The part next to Differentiation (Derivatives). The formulae make me mentally ill & sick. It sucks my energy totally. It's very hard & very critical. At times it makes me fear of it. Integration has very long exercises. Moreover, sums are just impossible. Rather sums have a very long & sometimes very earlier or ancient connections of the past studies. We need to remember all the formulae from the 11 standard and the Trigonometric Table which we have started learning in 10 standard to be the master of Integration. We need to remember all the formulae of half angles, the Trigonometric Table, compound angles, 3A formulae etc etc.

It is necessary to have command over Geometric mathematics. You really need to be a human computer and revise and recite all the formulae. I am writing so long about the formulae because they play very important role in Integration. Again, you need to have the element something called as - 'Common Sense'. You will have to be that much smart so as to know what you're doing and when. You have to apply this element common sense because you never know what will be there. There are some sums of some types together and you will never know which Formula to apply perfectly or you never know which formula will change everything.

विडंबनकाव्य

याचे वाजवाच बारा.
(एका तरुणीची आपल्या बापाकडे मुलाने छेड काढल्याबद्दलची तक्रार)
ती- बाबा कालचीच रात येत होते मी मुकाट आला आडवा रस्त्यात वाट सोडना,
मेला मवाली हा असा झाला होता वेडापिसा हात धरला माझा असा कळ जाईना
त्याला ढकलून बाजूला मी धावत घरी आले घडले जे जे सर्वकाही तुम्हाला सांगितले
याची नजर नाही बरी मस्ती याची जिरवा सारी याला धरून चांगला चोपा हाणा ना----
याची खोड मोडा पुरी याचे वाजवाच बारा....
त्याचे मित्र- अहो अस काय करता बदाबदा मारता अस काय करता कानफाड फोड़ता सुजली याची पाठ सारी
हाताची बी हाड मोडली पायाची बी मोडली आता पुरे करा हाणामारी
ती- खुळ्यावाणी ध्यान याच उभ असता भर चौकात ठार येड़ येत पुढ छेड काढतो चारचौघात
येता मुली शीळ घाली भीड़भाड़ ना याला कुणाची माग येई माझ्या बाई लाज नाही जनाची मनाची
हा लफंगा आहे पक्का दिसतो साधा भोळा तरण्याताठया पोरींवरती असतो याचा डोळा
गाढवावरती उलटा बसवून आणि हातपाय बांधून याची धिंड गावामधी काढ़ा ना....

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